RoguePlanet

So, my cyber-friends Karl Rove and Gorilla Theater are meeting this weekend for cocktails at an exclusive Dallas restaurant.

In case they're in need of some fresh lines to use on the ladies, I suggest they use what he allegedly said to her: "You have the aura of election upon you." Let's face it - you don't hear that one every day. Unfortunately, it set Ms. Wolf to retching in the sink, but Rove and Gorilla are MUCH hotter than Professor Bloom . . .

The sacred institution of marriage is much in the news these days. Many of you readers have perhaps, like me, wondered where in the Bible we might find guidance on the holy institution of marriage. My good friend Satan helped guide me to this instructive passage, from the Book of Hezekiah:

Hezekiah 4:13-24

Marriage Violations

13 If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her, 14 he may take her to the gates of the town and stone her to death. 15 Her blood will be on her own head. 16 If a man takes a wife and finds no proof of her virginity, 17 then the woman's father and brother shall stone her to death. 18 Her blood will be on her own head. 19 If a man is married to a woman and he see-est her twelve year old sister and wanteth her, 20 then he shall petition the town elders for permission to take her by force. 21 If the town elders grant permission, then the sister's father and brothers shall strip her of her clothing and bind her and bring her to the petitioner. 22 If a man findeth his wife lying with his oxen, both the woman and the oxen shall be stoned to death. 23 Their blood shall be on their own heads. 24 And he who selleth the oxen who defileth another man's wife shall pay 30 shekels of silver to the man whose wife lay with the oxen.

Satan, the Prince of Darkness, somewhat disengenuously denies that he is a Republican.

MD! Your blog is cracking me up.

I have been remiss in my blogging duties, and only partly 'cause I have nothing to say. I'll do better tomorrow . . .

Chalabi to U.S.: "Thanks, suckers!"

Satan has joined another prominent religious figure in forecasting a victory for President Cheney and his running mate, George W. Bush. The Prince of Darkness doesn't go as far as Robertson, who predicted a "blowout" for the Cheney/Bush team, and he stops short of formally endorsing Cheney. However, I think it's pretty safe to say that Satan will be squarely behind Cheney and Bush in this election.

Oops, never mind. Awwww, Satan. ;)

What the heck does Satan mean, saying I should wear a sun hat?

Well, at least Limbaugh wasn't prescribing it . . .

Yay! Satan has a blog!

tricycle finally linked to me. In the nick of time, 'cause I was about to de-link his ass.

We famous bloggers have to stick together . . .

My ex-cyber-fiance has falsely accused me on his blog, for all to see, of "stalking" him. Look. I don't need to stalk anyone. I have enough trouble dealing with the hordes of people who come from miles away to worship me . .

Andy Sullivan in TiG's jacuzzi:

Yay! Thanks, MD! :)

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Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.