Friday, April 23, 2004
Pop quiz!
Time for another round of Who Said It?:
1. "We love America but hate the cynical America of John Asscrust, President Brain-stem and National Security Advisor Fuckwit. We love the old America of plentiful jobs, zero deficits, un-draped statues, hope, international respect and peace. We long for an America where those regurgitating current White House talking points and GOP spin, following their cynical leaders down the moral slide into oblivion like lemmings off a cliff, and engaging in other pack-like partisan behavior to suck greedily at Dubya's mephitic cock & balls at any cost are unable to cause any more harm. Slurp, slurp."
a) Michael Moore
b) SA-tan?
c) Ralph Nader
d) Pat Buchanan
2. "I believe demolishing Hussein's military power and liberating Iraq would be a cakewalk. Let me give simple, responsible reasons: (1) It was a cakewalk last time; (2) they've become much weaker; (3) we've become much stronger; and (4) now we're playing for keeps."
a. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
b. President Cheney
c. Andrew Sullivan
d. Ken Adelman, assistant to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld from 1975 to 1977
3. "I released myself from the commitment"
a. George W. Bush, referring to his campaign assertion that he would have a "humble foreign policy
b. George W. Bush, referring to the Kyoto Accord
c. William J. Clinton, referring to his marriage vows
d. Ariel Sharon, referring to his commitment not to physically harm Arafat
4. "Hmm. I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it."
a. Tony Blair
b. Jacques Chirac
c. Kofi Annan
d.
George W. Bush
5. "Well, you're the -- you and a few other critics are the only people I've heard use the phrase 'immediate threat.' I didn't."
a. President Cheney
b. Condoleeza Rice
c. Paul Wolfowitz
d. Donald Rumsfeld
6. "No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world and the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq."
a. Donald Rumsfeld
b. Donald Rumsfeld
c. Donald Rumsfeld
d. Donald Rumsfeld
7. "If a Negro could be found who could parse Greek or explain Euclid, I should be constrained to think that he has human possibilities."
a. Late South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond
b. Late South Carolina Senator John C. Calhoun
c. Current South Carolina Senator Jakie Knotts
d. Acidman
Answers later.
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Time for another round of Who Said It?:
1. "We love America but hate the cynical America of John Asscrust, President Brain-stem and National Security Advisor Fuckwit. We love the old America of plentiful jobs, zero deficits, un-draped statues, hope, international respect and peace. We long for an America where those regurgitating current White House talking points and GOP spin, following their cynical leaders down the moral slide into oblivion like lemmings off a cliff, and engaging in other pack-like partisan behavior to suck greedily at Dubya's mephitic cock & balls at any cost are unable to cause any more harm. Slurp, slurp."
a) Michael Moore
b) SA-tan?
c) Ralph Nader
d) Pat Buchanan
2. "I believe demolishing Hussein's military power and liberating Iraq would be a cakewalk. Let me give simple, responsible reasons: (1) It was a cakewalk last time; (2) they've become much weaker; (3) we've become much stronger; and (4) now we're playing for keeps."
a. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
b. President Cheney
c. Andrew Sullivan
d. Ken Adelman, assistant to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld from 1975 to 1977
3. "I released myself from the commitment"
a. George W. Bush, referring to his campaign assertion that he would have a "humble foreign policy
b. George W. Bush, referring to the Kyoto Accord
c. William J. Clinton, referring to his marriage vows
d. Ariel Sharon, referring to his commitment not to physically harm Arafat
4. "Hmm. I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it."
a. Tony Blair
b. Jacques Chirac
c. Kofi Annan
d.
George W. Bush
5. "Well, you're the -- you and a few other critics are the only people I've heard use the phrase 'immediate threat.' I didn't."
a. President Cheney
b. Condoleeza Rice
c. Paul Wolfowitz
d. Donald Rumsfeld
6. "No terrorist state poses a greater or more immediate threat to the security of our people and the stability of the world and the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq."
a. Donald Rumsfeld
b. Donald Rumsfeld
c. Donald Rumsfeld
d. Donald Rumsfeld
7. "If a Negro could be found who could parse Greek or explain Euclid, I should be constrained to think that he has human possibilities."
a. Late South Carolina Senator Strom Thurmond
b. Late South Carolina Senator John C. Calhoun
c. Current South Carolina Senator Jakie Knotts
d. Acidman
Answers later.
