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Friday, June 25, 2004

Even Superman can't save us now!

Who said it?

1. "We have prepared for you a potent poison and a sharp sword and have filled for you an intoxicating cup, full of the smell of death and the odor of mortality. Without knowing it, you have survived well-placed traps we set for you, but we promise that we shall follow our cause to the end. Unless we die first, we shall neither tire nor despair until we make you drink from the same cup as we made Izzedin Salim drink from."

a. The Bride in Kill Bill
b. Lex Luthor, Superman No. 61, December 1949
c. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
d. President Cheney

2. "When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, at the time it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you're doing his will."

a. Osama Bin Laden
b. James Lileks
c. The Bride
d. Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

3. "We'll be deliberate, yet time is not on our side. I will not wait on events, while dangers gather. I will not stand by, as peril draws closer and closer."

a. The President in Independence Day
b. The President in Superman No. 75, February, 1951
c. George W. Bush

4. "You're either with us or against us."

a. George W. Bush
b. John Wayne
c. Osama Bin Laden

5. "Tell them that these events have divided the world into two camps, the camp of the faithful and the camp of infidels. May God shield us and you from them"

a. Osama Bin Laden
b. Crown Prince Abdullah
c. Prince Kardal Khan in The Sheikh and the Runaway Princess

6. "This is an evil man that we're dealing with, and I wouldn't put it past him to develop evil weapons to try to harm civilization as we know it."

a. Superman, talking about Lex Luthor in Superman No. 61, Dec. 1949
b. Michael Moore on George W. Bush
c. George W. Bush on Saddam Hussein

7. "Fuck you!"

a. Paulie Walnuts
b. Tony Montana
c. Dick Cheney
d. All of the above

Answers: 1(c) (Didn't anyone ever tell him not to end a sentence with a preposition?); 2(c); 3(c); 4(a); 5(a); 6(c); 7(d)

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