Tuesday, September 28, 2004
So that's how it got so empty
Dan Bartlett says Mr. Bush's ranch has a "mind-clearing effect" on him.
Bush has been fishin' and workin' on his "zingers": "'I'm sure some of the best zingers he's given have been (written) out there with a fishing pole in his hands," Bartlett said."
Yes sir, good things happen when Mr. Bush takes tahm off at the ranch.
While Mr. Bush firmly and resolutely crafts his debate "zingers," Senator Kerry is probably busy working on his own.
Bush zinger: "Mah opponent has already debated both sides of the Iraq war."
Kerry zinger: "Let-me-tell-you-now that strapping on your spurs and shouting 'yee-ha' is an insufficient substitute for planning and following a measured course of action that is both bold and in the best interests of America and her people!"
NOTE: Satan contributed to this report.
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Dan Bartlett says Mr. Bush's ranch has a "mind-clearing effect" on him.
Bush has been fishin' and workin' on his "zingers": "'I'm sure some of the best zingers he's given have been (written) out there with a fishing pole in his hands," Bartlett said."
Yes sir, good things happen when Mr. Bush takes tahm off at the ranch.
While Mr. Bush firmly and resolutely crafts his debate "zingers," Senator Kerry is probably busy working on his own.
Bush zinger: "Mah opponent has already debated both sides of the Iraq war."
Kerry zinger: "Let-me-tell-you-now that strapping on your spurs and shouting 'yee-ha' is an insufficient substitute for planning and following a measured course of action that is both bold and in the best interests of America and her people!"
NOTE: Satan contributed to this report.
