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Monday, October 04, 2004

Kerry CHEATED!

As reported [snicker] on Drudge, video clips of the debate depict Kerry reaching into his jacket and withdrawing an object. Kerry's people said "It was only a pen." But as you know, the debate rules clearly prohibited the use of unauthorized pens. Do you really want a president who so brazenly flouts debate rules of engagement? You let a man like that into office and the next thing you know he'll have teams of lawyers trying to figure out how circumvent Geneva Convention prohibitions against torture.

And if by chance you're thinking, "Hey, what's the harm, it was only a PEN. It's not like it affected the outcome of the debate," you're dead wrong. Our hapless president was clearly confused and distracted by the light flashing off Kerry's unauthorized contraband pen.

Some liberal moonbat tinfoil hat wearers are speculating on the nature of this lumpy T-shaped object under the president's jacket:

Example

I think it's the lucky crucifix Peggy Noonan gave him.

(Bush crucifix photo courtesy of this site, via Digby)

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