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Bill Clinton on The Daily Show

Did y'all see that last night? Is he cool or what?

I've obtained a partial transcript:

JON STEWART: Ladies and gentlemen, FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON!

[wild applause and cheering]

B. CLINTON [strolls suavely up to STEWART]: Hey, Jon, it's great to see ya. You're lookin' good. [CLINTON eyes STEWART seductively, then gives him a lingering kiss on the mouth. When the passionate kiss is finally over the flustered STEWART blushes, giggles, and fluffs his hair nervously.]

Um, that's all I have for now. I'll try to transcribe the rest of the interview and post it later, 'K?

Also, a source has provided me with a transcript of last week's off-the-record meeting between Clinton and some prominent liberal bloggers. Here's a portion:

PETER DAOU: Mr. President, I'd like to introduce you to Christy Hardin Smith, of Firedoglake.

CLINTON [eying SMITH seductively]: I'm delahted to meet ya. [CLINTON gives SMITH a lingering kiss on the mouth. When the passionate kiss is finally over the flustered SMITH blushes, giggles, and fluffs her hair.]

DAOU: And Mr. President, this is Jane Hamsher, also of Firedoglake.

CLINTON: Hello, Jane, it's an honor to meet you. Ah've heard a lot of good things about you . . . a lot of good things. [CLINTON gives HAMSHER an especially long, lascivious glance, then gives her an extra-long, lingering kiss on the mouth.]

DAOU [uncomfortably]: Um . . . Mr. President.

CLINTON [finally breaking away from passionate kiss]: Whew! Sorry, Peter, Ah got a little carried away. [CLINTON grins at HAMSHER, who flushes, giggles, and fluffs her hair].

DAOU: Now, Mr. President, this is Duncan Black, of Atrios.

CLINTON [eying BLACK seductively]: Hey, Duncan, nice ta meet ya. Thanks for comin'. [CLINTON gives BLACK a lingering kiss on the mouth. When the kiss is finally over, BLACK blushes, giggles, and fluffs his hair.]

There's more, but I think you get the picture.