RoguePlanet

The victim

I think this is taking the whole victimhood thing a little too far:

Police are looking for a man witnesses say gave passers-by an eyeful when he exposed himself and committed a lewd act Thursday night in the parking lot of the Coastal Grand Mall, a report shows.

According to an incident report, the victim, an off-duty Horry County police officer, told Myrtle Beach police that he and his wife saw the suspect driving a white sport-utility vehicle at an unsafe speed and nearly hitting other vehicles near Pine Island Road and Grissom Parkway about 8 p.m.

The victim told police he followed the man at a safe distance and watched him get out of the SUV in the Dillard's department store parking lot and expose himself to motorists in the area. The "suspect did the lewd act for at least one minute," the report states.

The man who exposed himself then got back into the SUV and fled the scene in an unknown direction . . .

Apparently "the victim" decided not to chase the perp further.